Episode 1x31 Englisch

Scene 1
Exterior - Garden - Daytime
KID: Oy! Oy!
BRAY: Arghh!
KID: Oy!

Scene 2
Interior - Kitchen - Daytime
ZANDRA: Its not the marriage that's bugging me, it's the wedding.
AMBER: 15 tins of peas.
ZANDRA: Check. I mean we can't exactly hjave Tai-San doing it. Not now.
AMBER: 4 fruit salad.
ZANDRA: It's too creepy.
AMBER: I doubt if she's got any problem with it.
ZANDRA: Well I think its weird.
AMBER: 4 fruit salad.
ZANDRA: Check.
AMBER: 2 of Beef Casserole.
ZANDRA: She'll be standing there, right in front of us, giving Lex the eye and I wont be able to say a word!
AMBER: No she wont! She doesn't want him! Come on Zandra, shake the confetti out of your hair! The Beef, is it right?
ZANDRA: Anyway, Id rather it was you.
AMBER: Me? Doing the vicar bit? No way.
ZANDRA: Id be really grateful.
AMBER: No chance!
ZANDRA: But you're one of the leaders, if you think about it its probably one of your official duties.
AMBER: What you mean like opening sports centres and garden parties? Give me a break Zandra!
ZANDRA: Oh go on!
AMBER: I said no! Now come on, the beef casserole, how many should there be?
ZANDRA: Seven.
AMBER: Seven!
ZANDRA: Yes.
AMBER: Well that's five tins missing! And where on earth is all the fresh veg?

Scene 3
Interior - Mall Entrance - Daytime
SASHA: Amber gives you something to bite on but deep down she's quite sweet.
PATSY: What's Salene?
SASHA: A potatoes.
SALENE: Thanks.
SASHA: Hey, the potatoes is one of the staples of life. We turn to you for comfort.
PATSY: Oh.
SASHA: And Zandra's a stick of celery, very elegant.
TRUDY: Hardly need any dressing for that at all.
CLOE: What's Trudy?
SASHA: I guess Broccoli at heart.
CLOE: How come?
SASHA: Cooked just right Broccoli is tender and delicious, even sweet, but overcook it and it turns to mush.
TRUDY: Great.
SASHA: Sorry I don't think we have any.
SALENE: Can I have a look at that?
SASHA: Okay, we've got the characters, what's the story?
PATSY: How the Tribe was formed.
CLOE: Tell how Amber and Dal rescued me from the Locos!
KC: Not again!
CLOE: That's how it all started.
SASHA: A rescue! Great! Pass the tomatoes, that can be Cloe. The orphan child was lost. The sirens were getting closer. It was the horn hooting, belching monster of the street. The Loco! When Amber, the beautiful warrior queen appeared, as if from nowhere, with her trusty Prince Dal at her side. The girl looked up amazed, never before had she seen such splendour.
CLOE: I don't want to be poor, I want to be a princess.
SASHA: Okay. Dal will just have to be the trusty chief steward then. Any minute and the siren blaring, horn hooting, belching monster would be on her, all seemed lost, when the warrior queen swept down on the lost princess, gathering her into her arms and swept her to safety.
BRAY: What do you think you're doing?
AMBER: Bray?
BRAY: I risked my life to get that stuff.
SASHA: I'm sorry, I'm just having a bit of fun.
BRAY: Fun? I got bitten this morning by a Daemon Dog, you call that fun?!
KC: Bitten?
CLOE: Poor Bray.
AMBER: You better come and sit down. How did it happen?
BRAY: I think I stumbled on their new headquarters.
SASHA: Hey Bray I guess I just wasn't thinking.
AMBER: Okay Sasha, hand over the rest of the food.
SASHA: Sure. Its as good as new... apart for the tomatoes. Sorry about that.
AMBER: The tins, where are they?
SASHA: I didn't take any tins, just the veg.
AMBER: Quit fooling.
SASHA: I'm not.
AMBER: Oh no
LEX: What's up?
ZANDRA: The store's been raided again.

Scene 4
Interior - Mall Entrance - Daytime
JACK: Hey brilliant! Where did you get it?
DAL: I found it in the supermarket on main street.
KC: Hey, is that for the windmill?
JACK: Yeah! Don't touch it.
KC: I wasn't going to. Amber wants you.
JACK: Kc we're busy.
KC: But the foods gone.
DAL: What?! Kc! What's the matter with him?
JACK: I don't know, but we'd better go.

Scene 5
Interior - Mall Entrance - Daytime
TRUDY: Couldn't you have made a mistake? Miscounted or something?
ZANDRA: If you don't believe us, look for yourself.
AMBER: We checked and double checked. Look there's no avoiding it, one of us is a thief. So come on, who is it?
ZANDRA: Not me.
JACK: Not me.
PATSY: We haven't stolen anything.
AMBER: Look whoever it is has to own up.
LEX: I'll kill them, whoever it is.
AMBER: No one's going to kill anybody, I just want to know who's doing it! Just own up, its all I ask!
RYAN: I wouldn't own up. Not after Lex threatening to kill. Hey I never said it was me.
CLOE: It could be. You're always saying how hungry you are.
DAL: And you've always complained about the food rations.
LEX: Ryan can't help it if he has a healthy appetite. Can you mate?
RYAN: No.
LEX: Anyway, he's as honest as the day is long.
AMBER: Okay look, whoever it is, is probably feeling pretty ashamed of themselves right now. So I'll tell you what, I'll give you until dusk to come to me in private and we'll talk about the problem, whatever it is, together. Okay?
BRAY: Suppose nobody owns up?
AMBER: They will.
BRAY: Well they better. The food situation is getting serious. All the gardens around here are pretty much empty, I've had to go farther and farther to find anything.
JACK: The sooner we get that wind turbine fixed the better.
AMBER: It's the only answer, isn't it: trading power for food.
DAL: Let's see if we can pick up some batteries.
KC: Can I come?
JACK: No! Its much too dangerous.
AMBER: Remember, till dusk. It will just be between you and me.

Scene 6
Interior - Kids Room - Daytime
SALENE: I'm sorry!
TRUDY: How do you think I felt, knowing it was you?!
SALENE: I know! Thanks not for giving me away.
TRUDY: I probably should have. You've put me on the spot Salene and its not fair.
SALENE: I wont do it again, I promise!
TRUDY: You've said that before. Salene what are we going to do with you?
SALENE: Oh please don't be kind to me? Why don't you shout at me like I deserve?! Tell me I'm rubbish!
TRUDY: Your not rubbish. You're ill.
SALENE: Bray risks his life to get food and what do I do? I waste it! I disgust myself!
TRUDY: Look, why don't you own up?
SALENE: You heard what Lex said! He'd kill me!
TRUDY: Don't be silly, Amber wouldn't tell him. Talk to her, you'll feel better.
SALENE: No! I cant! Please!
TRUDY: She might be able to help.
SALENE: I couldn't tell Amber, of all people, after everything she's done for us! Trudy please! You said what I needed most was self-respect, I couldn't have that if Amber knew!
TRUDY: But-!
SALENE: Trudy you're helping me! I need you! Give me another chance! Please!
TRUDY: Alright. But if there is just one more time...

Scene 7
Interior - Boys room - Daytime
LEX: Fancy suggesting it was you Ryan!
RYAN: Yeah. Thanks for sticking up for me Lex.
LEX: Hey you deserve it. I'm lucky to have a good, honest friend like you.
RYAN: Thanks.
LEX: No I mean it. I mean your never selfish, you always think of the other feller first, that's you Ryan.
RYAN: Yeah. It is, isn't it?
LEX: And when I'm in trouble and need a helping hand, who's the first person I turn to?
RYAN: Who Lex?
LEX: You dude. In one. When have you ever let me down? Gum?
RYAN: Thanks Lex. Lex, you know those wedding vows?
LEX: Ryan, don't. Whenever I think of a good line it just slips out of my head. I wish I could write them down, Zandra's going to be so disappointed.
RYAN: I could do that for you. Write them down.
LEX: Really? You would? See what I mean? What did I say, you're a pal.

Scene 8
Interior - Kitchen - Daytime
SASHA: What happens if nobody owns up?
ZANDRA: Don't say that! My wedding will be ruined!
SASHA: Wedding?
ZANDRA: Yeah. Me and Lex, we're getting married. Oh it will be awful, everyone will be waiting to see who steals the wedding cake!
SASHA: Why are you getting married?
ZANDRA: We love each other.
SASHA: Cute.
AMBER: Cute?
SASHA: Yeah. I think that's really neat. Considering the world out there someone's still trying to hold on to the old values.
ZANDRA: See, I told you Amber. She won't marry us.
SASHA: Really? Why not?
AMBER: Zandra can you go and ask Jack if he's got a pad lock for this cupboard?
ZANDRA: You tell her Sasha.
SASHA: What's the problem?
AMBER: Sasha I cant think about weddings! We've got a thief, this could break up the whole Tribe.
SASHA: A weddings just the thing to pull people back together again Amber, golden opportunity. Go for it!
AMBER: I don't believe in marriage.
SASHA: So what? Soften up Amber, where's your romance?
AMBER: Sasha, I'm the leader. I can't loose my head just because Zandra's gone all starry eyed.
SASHA: Have you never been starry eyed?
AMBER: That's none of your business.
SASHA: You wouldn't be loosing your head Amber. You want to hold the tribe together, okay, give them a focus. Stand up there in front of them and unite them.
AMBER: You sound like Tai-San.
SASHA: You're the one everyone looks to around here Amber, it wouldn't work with anyone else. Anyway it's a great excuse for a party.
AMBER: You would say that.
SASHA: I'll help you. I'll even put in a show if you like.
AMBER: Could we stop you?
ZANDRA: Will this do?
AMBER: For the food store or Lex?

Scene 9
Interior - Boys Room - Daytime
RYAN: I promise to love you forever.
LEX: Forever's a long time Ryan. What else?
RYAN: I haven't been to many weddings, I'm trying to remember. I think there's something like honour and obey, or something.
LEX: Obey?
RYAN: Yeah, but I don't suppose anybody uses that anymore.
LEX: Well Zandra might. She likes all that old traditional stuff. Yeah... Obey... I like it.

Scene 10
Interior - Amber's Room - Daytime
AMBER: Do we have to go through all this?
SASHA: Of course. Everybody will be looking at you.
AMBER: Great!
TAI-SAN: You'll be dignified Amber, don't worry. I wont make you look like a clown.
SASHA: You looking at me?
AMBER: Anyway, just get on with it. Someone might want to see me.
TAI-SAN: About the theft? Lets hope so, there's a lot of bad feeling going around.
SASHA: Ah the bride to be.
AMBER: Tai-San's making me an outfit.
TAI-SAN: That's it. I'll go make it up.
SASHA: Talking of bad feeling...
AMBER: Its complicated.
ZANDRA: have you come up with anything yet? For the ceremony?
SASHA: Well what do you want?
ZANDRA: I just want it to be really really special.
SASHA: Well there are all kinds of ceremonies. A lot of religions use fire.
ZANDRA: Fire?
SASHA: Yeah, it's symbolic.
AMBER: We don't want to burn the Mall down, do we?
SASHA: Okay miss clever clogs, what do you suggest?
AMBER: Well, how about water? That's symbolic, cant live without it.
SASHA: Is this girl a genius or what? Of course, the fountain!
ZANDRA: That's got no water in it.
SASHA: There will be, believe me. There will be.

Scene 11
Interior - Mall Entrance - Daytime
TRUDY: Kc have you seen Salene?!
KC: No.

Scene 12
Interior - Sewers - Daytime
SALENE IS SICK.
RYAN: When you're lost, I'll be by your side. When you're sad, I wipe away your tears. When your worried I will share your troubles. When your sick I will nourish you and when you're hungry I will bring you food. Oh sorry...
SALENE: Do you come down here often?
RYAN: What are you doing?
SALENE: Nothing. I heard you, that was nice. Who's the lucky person? Lex?
RYAN: Don't be stupid. I'm only helping him write his wedding vows. Only don't tell anyone, alright?
SALENE: Why not?
TRUDY: Is this a private party or can anyone join?
RYAN: Can't anybody get any peace around here?
TRUDY: I was wondering where you were.
SALENE: Why?
TRUDY: I just wanted to...
SALENE: Spy on me? What a cheek!
TRUDY: Salene, I'm trying to help.
SALENE: Harass me more like; I can't even move.
TRUDY: So what were you doing?
SALENE: Actually, I was helping Ryan with something.
TRUDY: Oh.
SALENE: Not that it's any of your business
TRUDY: Are you sure that's all you were doing?
SALENE: I couldn't have a binge if I wanted - the food-store has a great padlock on it now!
TRUDY: So you did go back?
SALENE: Yes, I went back.
TRUDY: And you meant to raid it?
SALENE: Yes, I meant to raid it; satisfied? Nobody could get in there, not even Lex. So I'm safe now; alright? Happy? So you can stop hounding me can't you?!

Scene 13
Interior - Mall Hallway - Daytime
JACK: It would have worked if Lex hadn't stolen the copper from the alternator.
DAL: To be honest I never knew you were that practical.
JACK: What?
DAL: You know, with your hands.
JACK: well I'm not just a scientific genius Dal. KC?
DAL: You did this all by yourself?
KC: Yeah.
DAL: All your own work, ay?
JACK: Well, Kc did help a bit. < BR>
Scene 14
Interior - Café - Daytime
BRAY: Is this it?
TRUDY: Well... there wasn't much left.
BRAY: Alright, I give in. I'll go out this afternoon.
SALENE: I could come with you.
BRAY: No thanks.
SALENE: Why not? I could cover for you, and get extra food.
BRAY: Sometimes I have to move fast and I would be worried about you.
LEX: So, off you go again Bray, ay? Risking life and limb.
BRAY: You should try it sometime.
LEX: Oh I'd come, only you don't want anybody discovering your famous little watering holes, do you mate?
RYAN: Has anybody owned up?
AMBER: Not yet. But I wish whoever it was would hurry up about it, we don't want the wedding spoiled.
JACK: We've got some batteries and I made a start on the wind turbine.
DAL: You?
JACK: Well KC actually.
DAL: Soon we'll be trading, we wont have to forage for food ever again!
BRAY: I can't wait, then maybe I'll have time to sit around playing games all day.
SALENE: You going?
AMBER: Bray. Be careful.
SALENE: I'm not hungry.
RYAN: Can I have yours?
SALENE: Sure.

Scene 15
Interior - Mall Entrance - Daytime
ZANDRA: Just think, soon we'll be walking down these stairs to get married.
LEX: I cant wait babe.
ZANDRA: How are your vows getting along?
LEX: From the heart babe, from the heart. How about yours?
ZANDRA: Finished.
LEX: Actually, when I was writing down all the lovely things I'm going to say to you, I got thinking about what people used to say in the old days, you know, honour and obey and all that. Beautiful isn't it, the old vows? I guess I'm just an old fashioned kind of guy.
ZANDRA: You mean you're a chauvinist pig.
LEX: You wouldn't marry me if you believed that. Now, ain't you gonna agree to honour and obey me, just to please me?
ZANDRA: Alright. Just so long as you say it as well.
LEX: We cant both obey each other, someone has to make the rules.
ZANDRA: Rules? This isn't a game of football Lex! I'm not going to be your ball to be kicked around.

Scene 16
Interior - Mall Entrance - Daytime
SASHA: Everyone has an animal spirit. Sometimes they help us, sometimes they make us do things wrong.
TAI-SAN: My spirits a cat. I'm cat to the power of nine.
PATSY: Why nine?
TAI-SAN: Nine lives of course.
CLOE: What's Amber?
SASHA: She's a lioness... to the power of ten.
TAI-SAN: Lex is wolf.
CLOE: To the power of one hundred.
SASHA: And one of us, but no one knows who, is a fox to the power of infinity. Now the fox is a sly spirit, a thief who steals at night. But he doesn't just steal what he needs, oh no! the fox is ruthless, he'll kill all the chickens, and leave nothing for anybody else. Because he's a waster. A selfish waster. And whoever has the fox spirit, mustn't listen to him when he whispers "go on! I dare you! Steal more food!" Because the fox wants to be the boss and take you over. So whoever's has the fox spirit mustn't listen to him, they must go to someone strong, like Amber, who's lioness to the power of ten, to help them keep the fox at bay.

Scene 17
Interior - Amber's Room - Daytime
AMBER: Oh. Its you.
SASHA: You were expecting someone more important? Like the thief?
AMBER: Come in.
SASHA: I take it nobody's been?
AMBER: No. Thanks for your little story anyway.
SASHA: Hey there's still time Amber.
AMBER: If anyone was going to come forward they would have done it by now. I really thought-
SASHA: If they're going to own up to anyone Amber, it will be you.
AMBER: It's going to eat us away Sasha and I can't stop it.
SASHA: It's tough at the top, isn't it? You're very brave, I wouldn't take it on for the world.
AMBER: Sometimes I wonder if its all worth it. I mean I can manage quite well on my own.
SASHA: We all need someone
AMBER: Not you.
SASHA: Oh yeah, me too. Sometimes.
AMBER: Trudy?
TRUDY: Have you seen Salene?
AMBER: No... not since lunch time. Is everything alright?
TRUDY: Yeah. Did you think I-?!
AMBER: Sorry.
TRUDY: It's not me. I'm not you thief.
AMBER: Isn't it awful when you no longer know who you can trust?
SASHA: You need some fun, great leader. Come and watch me make a fool of myself teaching the kids puppets.

Scene 18
Interior - Dock Warehouse - Daytime
ROANNE: Oi! And what sort of a disgusting, slimy piece of fungus do we have here?